if bridge kids were real people, they would implode due to their proportions

i like how you show each level of the animation

autocorrect only activates when typing proper nouns.

good, but the difficulty spike from boss 1 to 2 is way too much.
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i have the upgrades, but i can only use one

a great little survival game. one nitpick is the lack of keybinds, it kind of annoys me to have to use space to jump in a 2d game, but it's fine. otherwise great.

this would be fun if that fucking knife wasn't attracted to me (there really should be a real version of this)

who else hears "high school" and "beat your ass and then we talk" and "we could take ourselves dancing if we want to" probably a coincidence.